Funny Shayari Na jaan, naa pehchaan, Tu mera mehmaan And the award goes to A.R.Rehman!

Na jaan, naa pehchaan, Tu mera mehmaan

…. And the award goes to A.R.Rehman!

Kisi ko naa thi mere pyaar ki khabar,

Diagram galat ho gaya, Rubber de Rubber..।

Teri adaao pe main vaari vaari..

Dial 139 for Railway enquiry…।

Na jeene ki aarzoo, Na marne ka khauf..,

The number you are trying is currently switched off..।

Apne ghamo ko bas,

dil me daba lo…

Naya Godrej powder hair dye,

Bas kaato, gholo aur laga lo!!

Yun khamosh rehkar tadpegi kab tak…?

Cameraman Praful ke sath Deepak Chaurasiya AAJ TAK..।

Mehngaayi ke iss daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kaaboo

Ek chutki sindoor ki keemat tum kya jaano Ramesh Babu…….!

Main hoon yahaa, Tu hai wahaa..

LIFEBUOY hai jaha, tandarusti hai waha!

Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska Group jaanchna..

……..Basanti, Inn kutto ke saamne mat naachnaaa!!!

Yashomati maiya se bole nandlala…

TATA SKY laga daala, to Life jhingalala..।

Romeo ne Juliet se kaha ek sach..

Asli masaale sach-sach, MDH… MDH!

Naach meri bul bul, tujhe paisa milega..

Hum CID se hain, Koi apni jagah se nahin hilega!